Hi! So you want to know a little bit more about JOSHin' Around? Well allow me to explain in a question - answer format, an FAQ if you will and even if you won't.

Why does this website exist?

Excellent question my friend. This website exists for my sole benefit. After I quit my life of piracy, I needed something to do with all my new found free time. Being inspired by my good friend Tito, I decided to create a website, a shoddily done website, but a website nonetheless. I don't know if anyone actually ever reads anything I write, but if they do I hope they aren't scarred by it.

You were a pirate?

I'm sad to say, that there was a point in my life that I subscribed to that life style. It all started with me downloading some Weird Al songs and it just kind of spiraled downward from there with me downloading movies, games, music, and apps. Of course from there, I took to the high sea, working my way up from mere cabin boy to 'Peg Leg' Pete's stand-in. But that was another time and age when the high sea meant freedom and back breaking labor. Now its overrun by terrorists and global warming. Sigh, but I digress...

This website looks like a blog, why not use one of those free services that look a whole lot better?

Well that would have made sense, but nobody bothered telling me they were free. Thanks a lot, jerk.

Wow, I'm so inspired by this website, can I meet you?

Well, let me just start off by saying, no. However, you can send me an email. I may not respond due to the high volume of emails I receive on a daily basis, but I assure you that your email is a priority and will be read.

I hear you're real creepy in person, is this true?

I have been called many things by many people, but creepy isn't something I have been called in over a year. So I'm going to say currently "not true" but with the distinct possibility of becoming true sometime in the future... the very near future.

I was looking at your source code and I noticed that you have some sort of tracking code on your website...and wait is that a cookie you just put on my computer?

Relax. While it is true that once you have visited my website I have all of your computer system information including your IP address (which I can then use to find out where you live and your name), I only do this to thwart would be evil-doers. You don't expect any better from President Bush, so why should you from me? Oh, and by the way, creepy status is now set to "true".

I'm not buying this, how could you knowing everything about me "thwart would be evil-doers"?

Look, I could explain to you all the complicated computer mumbo jumbo that would make all this very clear to you, but I'm not. So, next question please that isn't related to me violating your privacy.

How did you make this website?

Well, seeing how I didn't have any developer tools, I created this website the good ol' fashioned way, by hand. I used Notepad++ for my text editing and primarily Paint.net for graphics work. So I suggest if you wish to create your own site, use Macromedia Dreamweaver or some other WYSIWYG editor, its a whole lot easier and makes a whole lot more sense.

Well, thank-you for all your wonderful questions. If you have anymore please feel free to email them to me.