Entry 46

Clearly I'm very excited about Thought of the Day... or Auburn Football. But I had Thought of the Day on my mind... who am I'm kidding. I was thinking about you.

Alright friends, today is an exciting day. Today, is the day, that Joshin' Around, adds a new section (*Gasp*). Thought of the Day will be the place where you can see what I'm thinking every day of the week (excluding Sunday, day of rest, no thinking allowed). Or at least that’s the plan. If something crazy happens I may not be able to get my thought up, or maybe I just won't have any thoughts, I don't know. Anyways, if you're not one of those people that check my website daily than you can always read the archive of past thoughts to catch up on what I've been thinking. As always, I have high hopes for this new phase of Joshin' Around and will be thrilled to hear your thoughts on it ;).

Entry 45

Alright, so here I am writing a new entry for my amazing website instead of studying for my two quizzes tomorrow. Why might I be doing this? I love you. But wait, what is it that you say? I previously said I hated you? Boshshnigins! I would never say such a thing. What? Look down? By golly! I did write that I hated you. Or did I? Perhaps, someone posturing himself as me posted this travesty (which as everyone knows, once something is posted on the internet can’t be taken down). Or perhaps something more innocent is at work here. Maybe the 1’s and 0’s collided just the right way in the tubes that are the internet, and boom! The entry you see below you was created.

You don’t buy that, huh? Not a Big Bangin Theorizin kind of guy? Well then, I present to you one last theory, more revolutionary than all the others.

Here's a picture of the message I had written on the skies of Auburn. Yes, they can do color, its just really expensive which is why you don't see it often. I spared no expense to demonstrate my love, unlike that Bill Gates guy who just spends his money on vaccines (Sheesh, what a bum).

For instance, I said I hated you. Comflaggit! Nothing could be further from the truth. I love you. And to prove it I even hired one of those sky writers to write you a message in the sky today (hope you saw it, if not there's a picture on the side). Another example, I wrote that Pam wasn’t real. Just typing that made me cry. Of course she was real (real pretty, bahduhbing!). But I must accept the fact that Pam is dead, and I must move on. Luckily I have a good friend named Tito who (unless I’m just completely mistaken) plans on introducing me to a girl he knows named Laura. Can’t wait!

Entry 43

Ok, so I never updated all summer. Sue me. However I did write a "letter" that I was going to post, but never got around to it. I present to you the letter which I find to be somewhat amusing.

I hate you. I'm sorry, I know that was tough to hear but I had to get it off my chest. You see, since the conception of this website I have been nothing but generous and considerate to you. I have respected you and done my best to take care of you. In return, not one of you has sent me a single email telling me how much you appreciate what I do for you and the world in general. Not one of you has ever inquired as to the status of my wellbeing or asked if there was some way you could contribute (money or food, you know in case you do want to contribute).

Do you think I enjoy providing amusing anecdotes and general humor that brightens your day? Of course I don't. The only reason I have ever done this is because I was an extremely lonely man trying to win your friendship (unsuccessfully it would seem). Well no longer am I in need of your friendship, you see I have finally done what they said couldn't be done. I made a friend.

Perhaps some of you are wondering who this friend is, perhaps even doubting whether I actually made a friend. To you naysayers, I order you to cease and desist. No longer will I tolerate your petty squabbling and your thought bubbles of negativity. I banish you to the streets (like New York City streets) to beg for every bit that crosses your way in your pitifully insignificant existence.

I also venture to say that there are those among you who wonder what will become of this time cherished treasure. To you I say, hold on to your root beer because you're in for a crazy ride. Now that I have made a friend, I'm not even sure I have time to continue such a completely trivial endeavor. Perhaps if I do sally forth, I will turn my website into a much darker yet at the same time amusingly quaint public forum of self expression. An outlet for my boundless creativity, some dare say insanity.

When will this change take place? Spfff, I say to you. Who said I was going to change? I said I might sally forth (well looking back I never actually said that but it was implied), there is still the chance that I just might dismount and set up a hardware store (I just started watching Deadwood, sorry). However, if change is to be, I would expect to see it sometime in the next annum.

In conclusion, I hate you but, the hand strikes and holds an olive branch. Poor misguided soul, I forgive you for your oversight, your forgetfulness. Welcome back to the fold. I will leave you with a joke I just thought up.

Um, you kind of have to work at in the Wireless AMR industry to appreciate that and really more specifically at Cellnet, and then if you do happen to meet those requirements you would realize that that really isn't very funny but you probably already realized that anyways so... good job.

Update: My friend left me shortly after writing this letter... Ok I never made a new friend. I'm sorry. Please disregard all that was said above. Oh yeah, and Pam was made up to.