We could have written some mumbo-jumbo like, “Pantheon is a multi-diverse omni-cultural Auburn University student organization dedicated to pantheistic and alternative spirituality”, but that would not be any closer to the truth than “We think there’s a bunch of different gods. Party on.” Besides, they sound as if they belonged on someone’s term paper. Instead here are some quick facts you need to know about Pantheon:

• Pantheon is like a mystical experience. Trying to describe what it is changes what it does and where it goes.
• At Pantheon, we do lots of Fun Rituals. Like eating meals, taking showers, and breathing air.
• Traditionally, Pantheon events occupied Pantheon Space and occurred during Pantheon Standard time. Tradition is real important, you know.